Harry Burns:
You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright:
Why not?
Harry Burns:
What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form
- is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always
gets in the way.
Sally Albright:
That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns:
No you don't.
Sally Albright:
Yes I do.
Harry Burns:
No you don't.
Sally Albright:
Yes I do.
Harry Burns:
You only think you do.
Sally Albright:
You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns:
No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright:
They do not.
Harry Burns:
Do too.
Sally Albright:
They do not.
Harry Burns:
Do too.
Sally Albright:
How do you know?
Harry Burns:
Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright:
So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns:
No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright:
What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns:
Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the
friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
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